1. trigger-happy-buttmunch:

so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.
he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’

    trigger-happy-buttmunch:

    so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.

    he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’

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  4. harryspankme:

    this girl in my class today was writing a ton of stuff on her paper while we were taking notes and i was like “woah what are you writing did i miss something she said” and the girl laughed and was like “oh i’m not taking notes this is a list of things that annoy me”

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  5. latulas:

    U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive

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  6. psyducked:

    rabioheab:

    what do you MEAN it’s inappropriate for gold digger by kanye west to be my wedding song

    Kanye himself probably said this

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  7. meladoodle:

    my dad accidentally called me dad once

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  8. megacharizardxxx:

    "why am i so cold?" i ask myself as i continue to drink cold beverages

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  9. bromar:

    a bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle 

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  10. mykingdomforapen:

    everyone’s always going on about pureblood and muggleborn culture in hogwarts but what about the halfbloods

    they’re the ones who know all the lyrics to the weird sisters songs and bastille songs they crush on the chosen one and tom hiddleston they go to both walt disney world and the quidditch world cup final for summer holiday and use magic to fix their laptops they’ve got the best of both worlds

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  11. sovji:

    *steals ur credit card*

    hasta la visa

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  13. svveden:

    svveden:

    what do you call a sphere full of idiots

    earth

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  14. pospiscal:

    *cracks my knuckles* time to complain

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  15. lokicolouredglasses:

fandom-universe:

kungfucarrie:

The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”

"Come on, let’s mix it up!" The heart surgeon says.
"B-but we’ve always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve."
"That’s the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient’s heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios."


(taken from this post on the experiments of Harry Harlow)
This is serious business, because this is a large part of how sexism, racism, homophobia, rape culture, ethnocentrism, etc. continue to happen.

    lokicolouredglasses:

    fandom-universe:

    kungfucarrie:

    The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”

    "Come on, let’s mix it up!" The heart surgeon says.

    "B-but we’ve always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve."

    "That’s the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient’s heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios."

    (taken from this post on the experiments of Harry Harlow)

    This is serious business, because this is a large part of how sexism, racism, homophobia, rape culture, ethnocentrism, etc. continue to happen.

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