floozys:

boys will be bo-“

*flies in* 

*punches you in the face*

bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE 

(via humorking)

lightspeedsound:

all-the-fangirl-feels:

#remember how this movie took female stereotypes and crushed them into a million pieces

casual reminder that Elle Woods scored a 179 on the LSAT, which is one point shy of a perfect score.

Casual reminder that Whatshisface here had family connections and was a legacy and shit, whereas Elle Woods came out of nowhere.

casual reminder that Elle Woods actually had an amazing background in real life issues that people dismissed as unimportant but managed to not only learn the law, but learned how to apply the law.

Casual reminder that Elle Woods used her lawyer skills to save a woman from an abusive relationship and also save another woman from trumped up murder charges and basically what I’m saying is you go, girl, go get ‘em Elle Woods, thank you for this movie.

(Source: fifthharmony, via timmywestside)

malfoysotter:

frozenpeaness:

malfoysotter:

there are 13 yr olds on this website who are genuinely like “YAAAAS BENEDICT PUT UR DICK IN ME MAKE ME UR CUMBERBITCH AND CUMBERCUM ON MY FAAAACE” like im so worried about them

Oh like you weren’t the same way when you were 13?

literally no i never wanted to fuck a 1000 year old alien even at 13

(via pragmaticgryffindor)

waxeup:

Harry Potter Girls

+ flower
+ item × 2
+ colour
+ quote

(via lllovegood)

whatslifewithoutfandoms:

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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so basically they were their stereotypes

(via humorking)

i like how on tumblr we don’t complete our sentences. we kind of just

(Source: harrysweets, via happiest)

meabhd:

Yeah… Silena definitely liked watching Beckendorf work.. Cuties :3

meabhd:

Yeah… Silena definitely liked watching Beckendorf work.. Cuties :3

(via triananero)

notchicken:

notchicken:

guess what I just got!!!

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meet Spartacus everyone….

(via shouldnt)

leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

(via officialwhitegirls)

coluring:

officialpigeon:

You can literally answer “that’s what the government wants you to think” to anything

that’s what the government wants you to think

(via officialwhitegirls)

rl-dump:

Domestic percico in which Nico teaches Percy the rules of Mythomagic

rl-dump:

Domestic percico in which Nico teaches Percy the rules of Mythomagic

(Source: ominoke, via triananero)