1. ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

    ultrafacts:

    Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

    6 days ago  /  5,758 notes  /  Source: ultrafacts

  2. spongejob:

    dank-bxtch:

    asvprock:

    Say the name of any movie and end it with “with my penis”

    Eight crazy nights with my penis

    Saving Private Ryan with my penis

    (via asvprock)

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  3. (via tsarbucks)

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  4. Annabeth made another grunt-whimper
    – actual quote from the blood of olympus after percy tells annabeth he loves her and they make out goddess bless (via alittlebitmessyalittlebitruined)

    (via perseass)

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  5. Annabeth made another grunt-whimper
    – actual quote from the blood of olympus after percy tells annabeth he loves her and they make out goddess bless (via alittlebitmessyalittlebitruined)

    (via perseass)

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  6. kattastrophic-fae:

semiscaryspice:

A real comment I received on an essay shout out to my professor for proving academics, too, can be fuckboys

ARE YOU KIDDING

    kattastrophic-fae:

    semiscaryspice:

    A real comment I received on an essay shout out to my professor for proving academics, too, can be fuckboys

    ARE YOU KIDDING

    (via spork)

    6 days ago  /  106,308 notes  /  Source: semiscaryspice

  7. goforeverforworseorbetter:

    goodbye-old-friend:

    today i found out that apparently if you kill someone in international waters on an unregistered boat then throw the body overboard they can’t trace it back to any one legal system so you can’t be prosecuted for their murder

    so what did you do today

    (via allteensrelate)

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  8. osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

    osamah:

    vaporheart-archive:

    Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.

    A bomb factory.

    They’re bombs.

    who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

    (via apollogizing)

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  10. photo

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  11. (via apollogizing)

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  13. Today at the Disney Store

    Woman yelling at her daughter: For God's sake, you are 23 and you DO NOT need a Pooh stuffed animal.

    Daughter: I want it and I'm buying it.

    Woman: This is ridiculous.

    Me: If it makes you feel any better, I'm 19 and I just bought a doll for myself.

    All the other CMs: Yeah, you're never too old for Disney.

    And the random guy in line with an entire Vinylmation box: To be honest, these are for me.

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    photo

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    photo

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